RULE ONE: If *anyone*, at any *time*, for any *reason*, believes in, supports,
or likes a person, place, or idea, it's only because they haven't uncovered the
fundamental contradictions underlying it and you are allowed to laugh at them
because they are Less Jaded than you.

QUALIFICATION ONE: If *everyone* disbelieves in, attacks, or dislikes a person,
place, or idea, it's only because they haven't uncovered the fundamental
contradictions underlying that disbelief, and you may support that person,
place, or idea, *and* you are allowed to laugh at the other players because
they are Less Perceptive than you.

COROLLARY: anyone who explains the rules is an ANNOYING FUCK.
Have a drink.