To play the Star Wars drinking game, you will need: the Star Wars
trilogy on tape (one movie for a short game). An ample supply of your
favorite beverage (milk, right?), a really good sound system, so the
explosion seems to happen all around you.
Begin by inserting your weather beaten "Star Wars" video tape into
the big slot on your VCR. Dim the lights for dramatic effect, and play
the tape. The game begins right as "20th Century Fox" appears on the
screen. Once the game has begun, you watch the movie for the listed
events. Everytime one of them occurs, everybody takes a sip of their
drink.
DRINK WHEN:
Someone has a bad feeling about this.
It's their only hope.
An entire planet is described as having one climate.
Somebody gets choked.
A woman other than Leia is on screen.
An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force.  (Vader counts)
Somebody's hand gets cut off.
A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast.
There is a tremor in the Force.
It's not someone's fault.
One or more heros are almost eaten by a Thing.
A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks.
Someone exclaims "NO!".
Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good
idea.
Twice if it is not Han.
Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies. (It counts if
they     change at the end.)
Someone is mind-controlled using the Force.
People kiss.
A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black.
Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for
uniforms, only the first person on screen counts)
Three times if someone in between wears grey.
Everytime you find yourself talking to the people on screen.
An elaborately made up alien has no lines.
Someone or something tries to get money from Han.
Some ship crashes into something after being hit.
Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber.)
An Ewok dies, and the camera longer than it did when the Death Star
exploded, killing billions of people. (14 seconds, count 'em.)
It is Luke's destiny.
Luke whines.
Luke discovers a long lost relative.
Luke fights monsters or savages.
Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip.
Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm.
Luke is upside down.
Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time.
Twice if they speak to each other.
Luke's parentage is foreshadowed.
Luke refuses to take someone's advice.
Luke yells "Artooooo!".
Leia insults somebody.
Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands.
Twice if it covers her neck.
Three times if she is almost totally nude.
Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance.
Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective. ("...only imperial stormtroopers are
so   precise.")
Han brags about the Millenium Falcon.
Anybody insults the Millenium Falcon.
Something doesn't work on the Falcon.
Twice if it is the hyper-drive.
Yoda uses bad grammar.
Yoda talks like a fortune cookie.
R2-D2 gets thrashed.
R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket, and his head spins around.
C3P0 loses a body part. (take two drinks if he is completely
dismembered.)
A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white.
Twice if they are non-human (co-pilots count)
A Rebel pilot says "nice shot..."
A Rebel pilot says "I've been hit..."
Tarkin brags about the Death Star.
The Emperor cackles evilly.
The Emperor has foreseen something.
Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them.
Twice if he tries to kill them.
Boba Fett talks.
Storm Troopers shoot everywhere but where they are aiming.
Storm Trooper armor proves useless.
Any Imperial ship is destroyed.
A TIE Fighter explodes for no reason.
The game ends when a bunch of Ewoks start dancing. No matter what you've
been drinking, you will remember this image. The last person to give up
drinking on cue is the winner. Of course, ties are possible.
If at some point you find that no one can successfully operate the VCR
anymore, the game may as well be abandoned.
The Star Wars Drinking Game for Mormons (especially for those
non-drinkers):
The rules are basically the same as the other game, but the drinking
cues are different. DRINK WHEN:
Storm troopers display intelligence, courage, or training in battle.
Multiple Ewoks are killed.
Fantastic technology is explained.
Somebody listens to C3P0.
Somebody cares about the environment.
The Emperor acts like a charming politician.

Submitted by: Wes and Kathy O'Brien