Birthday Toasts
A health, and many of them. Birthday were never like this when I had 'em.

Although another year has past
She's no older than the last!

Another candle on you cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out!

Another year older? Think this way:
Just one day older than yesterday.

Happy birthday to you
and many to be,
With friends that are true
As you are to me!

Here's to you! No matter how old you are, you don't look it!

May you live to be a hundred years with one extra year to repent.

To your birthday, glass held high,
Glad it's you that's older--not I.

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