A toast to bread,
for without bread there would be no toast.

Here's to the Virgin Mary, who concieved without sinning,
So tonight, let us sin without concieving.
-Shane M. Michigan State University

Ad multos annos--to many years!

All that gives you pleasure.

All true hearts and sound bottoms.

Blue skies and green lights.

Call frequently,
Drink moderately,
Park friendly,
Pay today, trust tommorrow.

Days of Ease and Nights of Pleasure.

Delicious nights to every virtuous heart.

Good company, good wine, good welcome make good people.

Good day, good health, good cheer, good night!

Here's a toast to all who are here,
No matter where you're from;
May the best day you have seen
Be worse than your worst to come.

Here's to beauty, wit, and wine, and to a full stomach, a full purse, and a light heart.

I drink to the days that are.

It is best to rise from life as from the banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.

Love to one, friendship to many, and good will to all.

May our faults be written on the seashore, and every good action prove a wave to wash them out.

May the clouds in your life form only a background for a lovely sunset.

May the most you wish for be the least you get.

May you have warmth in you igloo, oil in you lamp, and peace in your heart.

May we all live in pleasure in die out of debt.

May we be happy and our enemies know it.

May we live respected and die regretted.

May we live to learn well,
and learn to live well.

May we never do worse.

May we never feel want, nor ever want feeling.

May we never flatter our superiors or insult our inferiors.

May you always distinguish between the weeds and the flowers.

May your life be as beautiful as a summer day with just enough clouds to make you appreciate the sunshine.

The riotous enjoyment of a quiet conscience.

Tis hard to tell which is best,
Music, Food, Drink, or Rest.

Its not so bad a world,
As some would like to make it;
But whether good or whether bad,
Depends on how you take it.

You shall and you shan't,
you will and you won't
You're condemned if you do,
And you're damned if you don't.

Here's to staying single . .
seeing double . . .
And sleeping triple!!