May our house alway be too small to hold all our friends.

Stay happy, my friends, hang easy and loose
Gettin' rattlesnake-riled is just no use
So here is a slogan that's sure hard to match
There ain't no use itchin' unless you can scratch.

The ornament of a house is the guests who frequent it.

You are welcome here
Be at your ease
Get up when ready
Go to bed when you please.
Happy to share with you
Such as we got
The leaks in the roof
The soups in the pot.
You don't have to thank us
Or laugh at our jokes
Sit deep and come often
You're one of the folks.

All of our guests make us happy.
Some by coming
Others by going.