The Virtual Bar: Toasting Section

Husbands/Wives Toasts

Here's to the man who loves his wife,
And loves his wife alone.
For many a man loves another man's wife,
When he ought to be loving his own.

May you life be long and sunny
And your husband fat and funny

To my husband--may he never be tight; but tight or sober, my husband.

When the husband drinks to the wife, all would be well; when the wife drinks to the husband, all is.

A good wife and health,
Are a man's best health

Here's to the man who takes a wife,
Let him make no mistake;
For it makes a lot of difference
Whose wife it is you take.

To our wives and sweethearts. May they never meet.

A health to our widows. If they ever marry again may they do as well!