Wedding Toasts
Health and Happiness!

May all your troubles be little ones.

For a second marriage: "Here's to the triumph of Hope over Experience."

A toast to love and laughter and happily ever after.

A toast to the groom--and discretion to his bachelor friends.

Grow old with me!
The best is yet to be,
The last of life,
For which, the first is made.

Here's to the Bride and Groom!
May you have a happy honeymoon,
May you lead a happy life,
May you have a bunch of money soon,
And live without all strife.

Here's to the bride to be,
Here's to the groom she'll wed,
May all your troubles be light as bubbles
Or the feathers that make up your bed.

Here's to the groom with bride so fair,
Here's to the bride with groom so rare.

Here's to the husband--and here's to the wife;
May they remain lovers for life.

Let us toast the health of the bride;
Let us toast the health of the groom,
Let us toast the person that tied;
Let us toast every guest in the room.

Look down you gods,
And on this couple drop a blessed crown.

To Marriage: A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves--making in all two.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution.

May their joys be as bright as the morning, and their sorrows but shadows that fade in the sunlight of love.

May their joys be as deep as the ocean
And their misfortunes as light as the foam.

May we all live to be present at their Golden Wedding.

May you grow old on one pillow.

May you live forever, may I never die.

May you love be as endless as your wedding rings.

May your wedding days be few and your anniversaries many.

Needles and pins, needles and pins
When a man marries his trouble begins.

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

To my wife, my bride and joy.

To the newlyweds: May "for better or worse" be far better than worse.

Wedlock's like wine--not properly judged until the second glass.

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